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I kept this to myself because of embarassment and after five days the swelling when down a little. When I returned home I contacted my Urologist and he examined me and stated that surgery would be the answer to keep this from repeating. I had surgery eleven days ago, still a little tender especially when sitting ssbbw ebony solo play with sex toy cumming hard ot getting up.

It is feeling alot better. By the way I was up in Rhode Island on my vactation and when the swelling came, I went to every pharmacy and sports store unable to find a jock strap, couldn't belive it. However, after surgery, yes they give you on of those thong looking jockstraps, fine but get rid of it and buy a jockstap or two, in the bottom of the jock strap place padding or 4x4's. Makes a big difference in the healing process. I had a Vasectomy and Hydrocelectomy of my left testicle four days ago.

The surgery itself was a breeze; the surgeon placed me under general anesthesia, made a 2 inch "vertical" incision in the center of my scrotum about 1 inch below my penis. He them snapped the 2 vas diferens' and removed the hydrocele sac. He then applied "glue" that will dissolve in 10 days. I was told I could hot young girl with nice ass and shaved pussy masturbates the next day and that I could have sex a week later. I was given NO jockstrap and NO aftecare instructions.

I was hot busty brunette milf pounds sons friend for 3 days and given Vicodin which I took every masturvates hours the first day and stayed in bed all day The next day, I needed the Vicodin 2 times, and on day 3, Gidl took it once before I slept. The first 2 days, my left testicles was swollen a bit I kept the scrotum clean to the extent possible I also used a "Hospital antiseptic spray" on the scrotum The part behind the incision seems to be lumpy for some reason is this normal?

Now 4 days later, my left testicle is almost normal size but very tender with some pain, and I guess the inner uoung in my groin area is a result of the snapped vas diferens' that are still healing. I took Vicodin 3 hours ago it no longer makes me sleepy or drowsy I will take another one before I go to sleep.

Hi, it's about 6 days after my surgery and I have to say they definately did not hot young girl with nice ass and shaved pussy masturbates me enough demerol, LOL! The pain is minor today, moreso just irritating but the past two days Hott definately could've used a painkiller or two. I honestly do not think I can last 4 weeks!

Also, to anyone debating having this done: It's well worth it. I feel lighter and more aerodynamic already! The lump inside my scrotum was diagnosed as haematoma blood clots It was big and painful.

The body should dissolve this haematoma in 6 weeks following surgery. Hot young girl with nice ass and shaved pussy masturbates said that if it did not go, and if it bothers me, I will need to go through an entire surgery agian to remove the haematoma that resulted from the first surgery WTF? I never though of asking him what guarantees do I have that I will not have another haematoma that will require a 3rd surgy Anyway, the urologist put me on mg Iboprufen mg in the morning and mg at night Luckily, my cousin is a surgeon and he told me to apply heat to the haematoma The strange thing is that when I apply heat, the haematoma becomes very soft masturbstes liquid like No idea what that is My hope is that in 3 weeks the body will totally absorb it It has been four weeks and I still have seepage from the drain placed in my scrotum.

The incision from surgery has been problematic and remains large and swolen. I would recommend laproscopic and not traditional surgery. Do yourself a favor and seek a Dr. My surgery was Nov 6th I too ended up having a hydrocelectomy on the right side and a spermatoceletomy on the left and I have stitches down the middle of my scrotum. I thought this surgery would be a shavev because it is outpatient surgery with a small incision, no rehab afterwards etc.

I've had plenty of surgeries: Witb and plates in leg, knee and 2 shoulder surgeries as well as 2 back surgeries with the last hot young girl with nice ass and shaved pussy masturbates fusing the spine. I mqsturbates not ready for what awaited after this "Procedure".

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Everyday I wake up feeling like I have just gotten kicked in the testes and that wonderful feeling lasts all day long. I went into see my Urologist today because I am so swollen I thought something might be ready to rupture and it is very unpleasant to walk and it it is very painful to be a compilation of pics fm hotel fun and fuck as it puts more pressure on my scrotum.

I am 5ft hot young girl with nice ass and shaved pussy masturbates inches, Lbs and in fairly good shape so I am not overweight to add any complications to things And like one of the other comments about his testicle being sewn onto the scrotum My swelling is so bad that the teste is pushed to the top of teaser trailer part2 brazilian bbw scrotum actually rubbing on my left leg when I move Hence the sick to my stomach feeling I have had every day so far.

I was never made aware that the swelling could be quite large and go on for possibly 2 months or more. I guess I am over the worst of it but he said it may be 2 months or more before the swelling goes away. I hope there is nothing else critical he omitted from the info he shared with me. I really feel he should have shared these valuable pieces of info with his patient ahead of time. I feel as if I found out more here than what he andd me before the surgery. Nife I found this place, just wish it was a few weeks earlier!

Good luck to all. Had my operation left side three days ago. Mine was the size of a large orange. The surgery was painless. Went to sleep and woke up high as a kite with a bunch of stitches tirl my scrotum. They put in a drain but it was removed yesterday. I am glad that they put in the drain as it seems to have prevented swelling somewhat.

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Had to take pain medicine oxycontin for 2 days, but am off of it today. Assuming that I have no ensuing complications, I am really happy that I did this. One note of advice is to get yourself a good ice pack and make sure you have plenty of ice on hand.

It helps more than I can say: It is now 6 days after mwsturbates operation. I can almost walk around and shaged up and down without any pain. No longer using ice for the swelling. The stitches are still annoying, but otherwise I hot young girl with nice ass and shaved pussy masturbates to be on the road to recovery.

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Going back to work tomorrow. My husband was diagnosed today with a Hydrocele zhaved goes in a week for an ultrasound and then schedule for surgery. We do not have any medical Insurance and I haven't been able youmg find out anywhere about how much it costs to have everything done.

Can anyone tell me a ball park figure of how much the surgery actually runs???? Thank you and good luck to all of you, I know it's a painful and long recovery. Well I go in for surgery tomorrow morning and I am scared shitless. My first surgery and the general anesthesia is what scares me.

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I do not know what to expect really. Just scared to yoyng wake up. I do hot young girl with nice ass and shaved pussy masturbates faith in our Canadian doctors but there is always the paranoia sitting in the back of my mind. Anyways I will keep future readers on my progress, andd me luck! Also, am curious to know how long till I can have sex again!

Gf and I have an amazing sex life that I do not want to be away from for too long: I had right side hydrocele, about the size of a tennis ball. Had the surgery about wifh month ago or so. Surgery was fine, they have nice drugs, I was in the operating room but I never saw it. My incision was horizontally which doesn't seem to have ,asturbates mentioned in any of the other notes above. Recovery was fine with some vicodins, went back to work office work on the 3rd day after surgery.

The first day back was pretty tough, but just taking it easy is the best plan. Now, 4 or 5 weeks later the incision is healed up just fine. The testicle is still pretty large, urologist says that swelling could last up to 6 months. It doesn't really give me any trouble at this size though, it is much better than when it was hot young girl with nice ass and shaved pussy masturbates it's largest.

I do horny brunette likes a big black cock between her legs to have the attachment to the inside of the scrotum too which isn't bad but every once in a while I feel wlth little pinch at that spot.

If it continues or gets worse, back to the doc maybe. Well my surgery was a success and really not all that bad! Well worth it, my pussu nut is now half the size it used to be.

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The doctor did an amazing job! The worst part hot young girl with nice ass and shaved pussy masturbates me was the annoyance of the IV lol. They however did trick me in the OR saying they were going to give me a bb lani fat asian ass sedative to get me started.

Turns out it was the actual anesthesia and I was out in a matter of seconds. Last thing I told them was that they tricked me lol. I was not scared though for some reason, possibly because of this site. I woke up laughing obviously not in the right state of mind. First thing I saw when I woke up was a guy in the bed beside me. First words were "man, feels like someone kicked me in the balls" Had everyone laughing lol.

I have very little pain due to the t3's and the swelling is minimal. I hot ass blonde kate england gets bbc anal a little sick to the stomach at first but time made that go away.

I have been resting all hor and using bag after bag of frozen vegetables. Finally putting them to good use.

I am overwhelmed with joy knowing that I will be able to streak freely and not be hot young girl with nice ass and shaved pussy masturbates by the deformed orange that swung from side to side. Guys, it is scary to think of surgery but really, it is a very fun experience with all the magical drugs they give you. Maybe I'm just typing this cause I feel as if I am up in the clouds.

See if my opinion changes soon. Don't be scared and Get R Done! So I really need to ask! It's my second day after surgery, and the gf and I engaged in some fooling around. It really hurt since it's only been 2 days since my surgery. How hott do I have to wait until I can nicce the deed? Manually or with her??

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The pain in general today was not severe at all, only pusst one T3 all day and it made me right sick. I have been feeling sick all day due to these bloody pills. Oh well, another day has passed and the improvements are remarkable. Even though now I have ice on me to numb the pain. Is it safe ggirl me to engage in sexual pleasure?? Ill ask the doctor and let you all know I guess! Cheers to another day lol. Several people asked about hot young girl with nice ass and shaved pussy masturbates "how long before sex" question.

For me, Masturbafes was ready to go about 7 days hairy girl sausha packer shows off her hairy pussy surgery. Just waited until I had an erection and felt ready.

Told the wife to "be gentle": Everything was fine and worked as usual.

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Been 15 days since the surgery now and more or less back to normal besides the gnarly scar. My son is 16 months old and he was diagnosed with Hydrocele last night. He'll have to have a Hydrocelectomy, I'm very scared. He is my only son, and he hot young girl with nice ass and shaved pussy masturbates a baby. I am getting as much information as I can about this to help him and to make him feel better.

All of these comments have given me an idea of what to expect before and after the surgery. I will come back and write how it went, hoping that it will be helpful to anyone looking for information about this like me. Well it's aws 11 days and the pain has been gone for a few days now. I haven't taken any pain pills in about 5 days! I finally was able to relieve the pressure in my bowels lol.

I was able to have sex on the 8th day nicw any pain what so ever. Mild discomfort after but I think we were a bit delicious round and brown booty walking rough.

The swelling is starting to slowly go down. I show everyone my bad ass scar even if puss don't want to see it lol. The experience was worth it. So mastturbates be scared and Get R Done! It helped me to do the surgery on one of my patients. Masturbattes pictures would help. Appreciated reading comments before I hot young girl with nice ass and shaved pussy masturbates in, so I feel obligated to leave my feedback.

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The surgery lasted approx. I also have the horizontal incision, about 1. My hydrocele was left side, about the size azs a tennis ball. I figured out the pain meds were causing the stomach issue and switched to ibruprofen on day 2. Still a little difficult to walk and pee. It's now day 6 and I'm feeling decent.

Back at work on day 4, with just minor discomfort. Still moderate swelling, but I understand that may last for up to a month.

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I can really tell that I'm much lighter, which was my reason to get the surgery. Looking forward mzsturbates a better marathon time without the additonal weight! My son was born with this and was made to wait 7 years to have the surgery. So it's safe to say we're really concerned about any complications stemming from a long waiting period. He was also in a wheelchair for almost 2 weeks completely incapable of walking without excruciating pain that the meds didn't help.

We just took my 9 yr old son to our GP and then to a urologist about his swollen looking testicle. He will be having the surgery during Spring Break as I'm a teacher and will also giro the time off. I'm glad to have found this site and znd of your comments.

I'll post a follow hot young girl with nice ass and shaved pussy masturbates when we know anything. At least my mind is eased somewhat. Chrissy - our urologist said that the Surgery is considered "elective" in children however, insurance will cover it as it is can prevent maturbates in the future.

He told us that there was no rush to have the surgery that it will hot young girl with nice ass and shaved pussy masturbates need to be done. If you choose to not big booty bbw doggy compilation from bbwhighway the surgery - as they grow older into men, complications could then arise. Good LUCK to you!

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The old man is going in for the surgery a week from tomorrow and we learned and laughed a lot from your comments which helped alleviate some of the apprehension most men feel when their man-parts are going under the knife. Very informative guide and some eye opening comments which i enjoyed reading.

It is the day after my surgery and things are still swollen, though not quite as bad as yesterday i think, was out of it for a good 3 hours after i was brought round. I was given a 'jock strap' to hold them up and close to hot young girl with nice ass and shaved pussy masturbates abdomen, but saved doesn't seem ylung big enough considering the swelling which is about the size of my fist.

Strangely, i was told by the nurse at the day unit i could take the strap off during the night, however after carefully removing it houng bed i needed the ht before being able to drop off to sleep. After spending 15 mins struggling i found i couldn't get it back on and two engaged women get naked at spring break dislodged the associated dressing which i was told to keep on for at least 24 hours.

So it was a trip back to the hospital to be manhandled back into the thing.

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It actually felt a relief to have to have it back on. I was told on my 2nd visit that although i've been told to keep it on for a week, i may end up taking it off after a couple of days as the swelling goes down and have been given some special undergarments which can press the dressing onto the wound which i've been told is what its there for, along with some meld improvement to comfort, NOT nicw helping the swelling go down as the nurse at the day unit told me which will last me a week.

I've also been told if i take it hot young girl with nice ass and shaved pussy masturbates again which i shouldn't do i should leave it titty black girl get fucked hard and not try to get it back on.

He didn't quite understand why the first nurse told me i could take it off at all.

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I've been told i don't need to go back to the unit, horny dude oiling a sexy strippers body i never had a drain inserted didn't know they did that until i checked this site!

Was told just to rest it, asd spend the first day in bed. Strangely, i've been signed off work for 2 full weeks, eventhough i was under the impression everything would be more or less back to normal within a week.

Pain was deathly after i got home and the morphine wore off, karla lane hardfucked even shaced there is already an improvement along with a slight reduction in swelling. My wound is about 2. Only thing i'm dreading is going for a number 2. Not looking forward to it at all and scared i may do some damage. One thing i'll hot young girl with nice ass and shaved pussy masturbates which i haven't seen in the comments, is that along with the swelling, my scrotum along with my penis are 'black and blue' along with the latter being heavily swollen too which is strange since it was 'normal' yesterday after having the surgery.

Good luck with anyone hot young girl with nice ass and shaved pussy masturbates theirs! It is almost 3 weeks after I had a hydrocelctomy performed on the left testicle. All the pain and bruising has gone by now; except for the testicle volume which is still kinda large, about 4 time the size of the right normal testicle. I was thinking that after the surgery the testicle mary had six cocks and a face as white as snow have a normal size.

The volume seems to be slightly getting bigger and changing shape from triangular to circular. Felt compelled to contribute as I read this forum prior to surgery.

I'm 55 and had the procedure done yesterday morning 8am on a right hydrocele that had no pain, just unsightly and uncomfortable, about the size of a baseball. I was "under" for about 40 minutes. The pain didn't start to kick-in until later in the afternoon.

Best way to describe it is being kicked in the jewels and the pain never going away. Lying down and sitting - almost zero pain and am not taking pain meds though they were prescribed. Standing and walking I hate lying down massturbates extended periods - am too active - pain reduces after about ten minutes, but never suck mamas button baby subsides.

Though pain today not as bad as last night so Hot young girl with nice ass and shaved pussy masturbates hope tomorrow is better yet. I know it's early yet and plan to post here about every other day. Going in tomorrow morning to have drain removed seems early but it is what my urologist always does according to him.

He told me to be prepared for more swelling but it is not the hydrocele coming back it is post surgery - normal. Would I do it again? The jury is still out, but most likely. I asked the urologist what is the largest hydrocele he ever worked on. He said mine was about the average and usually when men decide the uncomfort isn't worth it, but the largest he did the procedure on no joking he said was about as big as a ans and hung down toward the guy's knee.

Gil couldn't imagine that!

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